Someone showed me one of those online quizzes that match your views with those of the candidates. It turns out that I am not a John Kerry supporter after all. I’m a Dick Gephardt blended with a dash of Howard Dean. This is really a drag. I feel like I’ve devoted too much time to the Kerry campaign to give up now, but how can I argue with an internet quiz? I will continue to each as much ketchup as I possibly can with each meal as gesture of support to the Kerrys.