The Chinese Lunar New Year begins on January 22nd. With it begins the Year of the Monkey. Supposedly these underpants are designed to bring an increase in sexual potency as well as good fortune. Far be it from me that I should disagree with the wisdom of women’s undergarments, but I still feel cheated when the WonderBra promised a bigger return on my 401(k) back in 1997. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to trust lingerie again.