John Kerry took names and put them on the hard drive as he wiped out Howard Dean in the New Hampshire presidential primary tonight. With 87% of the precincts reporting, Kerry had 39%, Dean had 26%, Clark and Edwards each had 9%, and Joe Lieberman tied for third with only 9% of the vote.

Rumor around the office is that the Howard Dean campaign is running out of money. He still hasn’t paid a West Des Moines deli $963.01.

Our good friend Bill Clinton is in the news again, word is that he sent TWO emails during his eight years in office. The first one was a test message. The second was an email to John Glenn on his return to space.

Finally, Jack Paar died today. He was 85.