In a surprising turn of events, Martha Stewart was found guilty on one count of conspiracy, two counts of making false statements, and one count of obstruction. After the verdict, Omnimedia shares plunged 22.59% to finish the day at $10.86. Ms. Stewart could get a maxium sentence of 20 years in prison as well as a $250,000 fine for each guilty count.

I’m not ashamed to admit that my barn light is a product of the giant corporate machine that is Ms. Stewart. I just hope my thirty bucks didn’t go to her lousy defense.