Lee Boyd Malvo was sentenced to life in prison without parole for his role in the DC sniper attacks a day after John Allen Muhammad was sentenced to receive the death penalty. While it was not immediately clear why Malvo did not receive the same fate as Muhammad, rumors quickly circulated that “someone has to learn from this.”

In an effort to get out the vote, John Kerry has been using profanity on his campaign website in hopes of attracting, younger, edgier voters to the Democratic party. A quick check of George W. Bush’s website found no foul language.

Speaking of John Kerry, even though everyone of importance has dropped out of the race for the Democratic presidential nomination, Mr. Kerry won four more states that no one pays much attention towards.