The subject of my recent gambling adventures in Las Vegas became a topic of conversation at a little get together of the neighborhood women. In a post of machismo and poor judgement, I mistakenly revealed my winnings for all the neighborhood (and especially the government) to see. I guess this explains all of the attention I’ve been getting from the ladies at the Cheeky Monkey.

I would like to take this time and print a retraction. I probably committed a rounding error when I said “sixteen grand.”

This has not been a good week for the blog.