Today God told Pat Robertson that Bush will win in a landslide in the November elections. Robertson was quoted as saying, “I really believe I’m hearing from the Lord it’s going to be like a blowout election in 2004. It’s shaping up that way.”

I don’t want to sound like a doubting Thomas, but I really doubt that God would use the word “blowout” during a revelation about American politics, but it does sound like something He’d say during a revelation about the Colts-Broncos game. Trust the Lord and give the points.