This morning Dick Purtan of Detroit oldies radio WOMC announced the M-LAW annual Wacky Warning Label Contest winners. The winner was some guy from Euclid, Ohio who sent in the following:

“If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product.”

Now that’s a warning label I can get behind. Personally, I would like to see that kind of logic used everywhere.