The Pope held a little celebration about breakdancing. Rumor has it (although Vatican sources refuse to confirm), that his Holiness was a human beatbox for the event. Vatican officials have repeatedly denied giving an opinion on the Mel Gibson film The Passion of Jesus Christ, however, this event was sponsored by the new film You Got Served. Vatican II, my ass.

Parts of the Patriot Act were declared unconstitutional.

John Ashcroft says Saddam Hussein used “ evil chemistry” and “evil biology” and posed a threat to the world. I was originally an Evil Chemistry major in college until I was wait-listed for Advanced Evil Chemistry, so I became an engineer. Unfortunately, there was no such thing as evil engineering at Lafayette.