Gary Trudeau of Doonesbury fame is offering $10,000 reward for proof that George W. Bush fulfilled his National Guard duty in Alabama. No actual cash transaction will take place if someone comes forward to claim the prize. Instead, Mr. Trudeau will donate said reward to the USO in the winner’s name. In a related note, Bill Watterson is offering a $25,000 reward for proof that Doonesbury is actually funny.

In addition to running for the Democratic nomiation for president, the Reverend Al Sharpton has offered to travel to Haiti in hopes of brokering a peace deal between President Jean-Bertrand Aristide and opposition leaders. Sharpton appears to be trying to win votes from Haiti-Americans. It has not been determined whether or not the GOP is funding Mr. Sharpton’s proposed trip to Haiti.

Finally, a Hungarian television hostess announced that she was running for a seat in the European Parliament by getting naked. The woman, 30 year-old Anettka Feher gave a bunch of reason as to why she was running, but for some reason, no one took any notes. It’s a good thing this happened after Howard Dean dropped out of the Presidential race.