The inaugural game of Ypsiopoly was a smashing success. No official winner was declared as time ran out. My anti-corporate stategy of not buying property because I felt it would oppress the members of the community backfired and I quickly went bankrupt. That’s the last time I play a board game with the Planning Commision in mind.

Elsewhere:

Emily Dickenson’s gravesite is for sale for only $300.

The most serious charge (securities fraud) against Martha Stewart was dismissed.

Finally, John Kerry was rated the most liberal member of the Senate with a composite liberal score of 96.5. In your face Ralph Nader.