A sincere happy birthday to loyal reader and my mentor, DC Jackson. For those of you not familiar with Dr. Jackson’s work, turn on PBS once in a while.

In less joyous DC-related news, John Allen Muhammad received the death penalty for masterminding the DC sniper attacks. Muhammad’s accomplice, teenager Lee Boyd Malvo, will receive his sentencing tomorrow. Today’s sentencing was for the killings that took place in Virginia. The pair are likely to be tried in DC as well as Maryland.

Viacom chairman Sumner Redstone came out in support of women’s breasts. He failed however to show any support to beleagured Howard Stern of Viacom’s subsidiary Infinity Broadcasting.

Finally, from the obvious category, McDonald’s McSalads have more McFat than their McBurgers. Mmmmmm. I plan to file my McLawsuit against them McTomorrow.